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Official Asshole Certificate

Official Asshole Certificate

$ 19.99 USD
$ 19.99 USD
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Perfect for display in-home or at the office, these premium quality "Official Asshole" Certificates let everyone know exactly who they are dealing with!

Each certificate comes hand-stamped, hand-signed, and with a hand-embossed gold seal bearing our "OA" Official Asshole logo and the text: Verified & Certified - International Council of Zero Fucks. Picture frames are not included.

  • Printed on 8.5" x 11" Premium Parchment Paper
  • Embossed "OA" Logo Gold Foil Stamp
  • Individually Hand-Stamped "Official Asshole"
  • Individually Hand-Signed by the ACTUAL President of ZFG Inc!
  • Perfect for the Home or Office
  • 100% Made in the USA 🇺🇸
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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 9 reviews.

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"I love it. Everyone who has seen it loves it."

— Richard B. (5/5)

Official asshole coun and certificate

"Everyone I've given these to loves them. Very high quality merch as always"

— Rick (5/5)

"Love this store"

— Janet (5/5)

True

"It’s true"

— Russell (5/5)

My ex boss, and friend

"My ex boss, and friend loved the gift. He said "I earned this!""

— Matthew F. (5/5)

"Love, love, love it! Just the perfect gift. Looks just as describe, and the delivery was fast!"

— Paypal (5/5)

The ultimate permit insult!!!

"Very cool you can leave this anonymously on your bosses desk!!!!"

— Alan L. (5/5)

Fucking nice!

"It’s official! And it’s hung in the mancave over the bar! What a beautiful fucken piece! Thanks to everyone at Zero Fucks! I’ll be buying more in the future for those arseholes who deserve it!"

— Heath (5/5)

Official Asshole Certificate

"These go along with the official a****** coins there also absolute racket lutely perfect and even though the post office stuff it to destroy the packaging all the nice people over there at the zero fucksgiving.com people put it in a plastic sealed container inside the paper envelope with the post office destroyed but it was absolutely pouring outside in the poor Postman with soap from one end to the other from a****** to Elbow it was just fan-freaking-tastic thanks again folks"

— Mav R. (5/5)

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