Zero Fucks Given isn't just a saying or meme, it's a fuckin' lifestyle – and we're bout-it bout-it. As a matter of fact, there is very little in this world that we actually give a fuck about. That being said, we do care about our customers and delivering an awesome product with kick-ass customer service. As we say around these parts: We give a fuck now, so you can give zero fucks later.

If you're looking info on returns or exchanges, please read our policies here.

If your question isn't listed below, feel free to drop us a line at info@zerofuckscoin.com, or don't.


These coins are awesome! Are they for real???
Thanks, and you bet your ass they are real! They're probably the realest coins you'll ever own.

Why did you invent Zero Fucks Coins?
This crazy world is filled with dumb-asses and assholes, and we believe we are greatly outnumbered by them, so we invented/created Zero Fucks Coins as a way to arm the citizens of earth with a way offend and defend themselves from these jackasses. If a picture is worth 1,000 words, then handing out one of these coins is surely worth zero fucks.

Why do people buy Zero Fucks Given Coins?
First and foremost, dishing them out makes for a great way to deal with the above mentioned dumb-asses and assholes as well as whiny friends, stupid bosses, annoying co-workers, drunken strangers, significant others as well as your average run-of the-mill dickheads. Aside from shutting up those jerks, these coins make for great gag gifts, stocking stuffers, collector coins, and putting smiles on people's faces. They really can brighten someone's day!

Do you really hand these out?
Fuck yeah we do! They say actions speak louder than words, so why would you say you "Give Zero Fucks," when you can LITERALLY GIVE Zero Fucks? Handing out these coins is the equivalent to shouting, "FUCK YOU!" at the top of your lungs into a megaphone directly into someone's ear.

Are these coins legal tender?
Are you thick? Of course they are not legal tender. But they are 100% bad-ass and hilarious!

Are Zero Fucks Coins real metal coins?
Yup! They are made from nickel-silver and have a vibrant tarnish-free silver finish. We also offer copper, brass, and other metals. You can get all the specs for each of the coins on their respective product pages. On a side note, our coins are 100% made in the USA and 100% guaranteed lead-free (unlike the trash made in China which contaminated with over 10% the legal limit of lead)!

Where do you ship from?
America's dong. More precisely, Orlando, FL (United States).

How long will it take for me to receive my order?
That all depends on where you live. We ship via USPS first-class mail and ship orders every day (except weekends and holidays).

Do you ship internationally?
Hell yeah we do! The charge is $13 to ship single coins over seas, but we discount the shipping rate on our 10-packs to a $6.50 S/H charge (and come out-of-pocket to cover the additional international postage). The discounted shipping rate for international orders does not apply to our 10-packs of "scratch & dent/blemished" coins. It is only available for our top-quality coins.

Shit, I typed my shipping address wrong and you already shipped my order! Can I fix it? What happens now?
Damn, sorry to hear that, that sucks! The short answer is we can reship it for the cost postage or refund it minus the cost of postage, whichever is best for you. For more details on that, just check out our return policy page here

Do you accept returns?
Sure, but only for exchanges in the rare instance that you might have received a defective coin, or coins. Check out our return policy for the details.

I have a hot sister. Would you consider trading a make-out session with her in exchange for some of your coins?
Slow down there kemosabe. Send us a photo before we jump to any conclusions...

How long will it take to get my order?
Well, there are a lot of different factors that play into how fast you get your shit... On average, most domestic orders get delivered within 4 business days of being purchased. That being said, there are always exceptions for shorter or longer times. Peep the info blow for full transparency on costs and shipping/handling times:

Shipping Rates:
Domestic (US and Military):
Orders under $12 - $3.00 & includes tracking
Orders over $12 - FREE & includes tracking 
Orders under $25 - $12.00 & includes tracking
Orders over $25 - $6.00 & includes tracking 

Handling Time:
We generally ship all in-stock (non-custom made) orders within 24hrs Monday through Friday (excluding weekends and holidays). Please allow up to 14 days for custom handmade items (such as custom Rings and Asshole Certificates).

Shipping Times:
We ship using USPS First Class Mail. For orders over One Pound, we ship using USPS Priority Mail. Depending on destination, transit time for domestic USPS First Class Packages take between 2-5 business days, and 1-3 business days for Priority Packages. Please note these are ESTIMATES ONLY and we DO NOT GUARANTEE any delivery date or transit times for purchases made through our website.

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